Sweet Football Gods

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One of the more unimaginative defensive schemes of the past season gets you fired.

Top candidates to replace Sanders:

  1. Winston Moss- Current Assistant Head Coach of Packers
  2. Sean McDermott- Defensive Backs Coach- Philadelphia Eagles
  3. Mike Nolan- Recent 49ers Head Coach-Previous Defensive Coordinator experience
  4. Sal Sunseri- Defensive Line Coach- Carolina Panthers
  5. Jim Washburn- Defensive Line Coach- Tennessee Titans
Here’s to a new coordinator who believes in creating pressure and not hope and pray for the defensive line to carry the day play after play when the horses aren’t there.
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The Detroit Lions Explained

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It’s simple, it’s the Curse of Bobby Lane.

In 1958, after leading the Lions to 3 NFL Championships and providing Detroit nearly decade of Hall of Fame play, the Lions traded Bobby Layne. Bobby was injured during the last championship season and the Lions thought he was through and wanted to get what they could for him. According to Legend, as he was leaving for Pittsburgh Bobby said that Detroit “would not win for 50 years”.

This makes sense for a team who in their most recent past hired a guy who was just a color commentator and had no previous front office experience.

And here’s to them keeping things all mucked up in Delta City.

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Worst Team EVER

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It’s not an opinion, the Detroit Lions are indeed the worst team ever going 0-16.

That’s not the type of history a team wants to make and it’s the epitome of what’s happening in Detroit overall.

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No wonder the Big Three are in trouble

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So your team is 0-15 and just got shellacked 42-7.  Maybe you would think after the futility you’ve put the fans through under Matt Millen, maybe cleaning everyone out would be a good idea.

Well no, not if you’re William Clay Ford. You keep on trucking with the same thing that brung ya here.

Detroit Lions owner William Clay Ford said Sunday he will hire another person to upgrade the team’s football operations, but it might not be a general manager with total control over all personnel decisions.

“It depends. I don’t know about the odds (of hiring a GM with total authority),” Ford said. “Let’s see who’s available and what experience they have and see if they fit in any of our slots.”

Ford said regardless of whom he hires, he wants both Martin Mayhew and Tom Lewand to play significant roles in the front office, possibly in the positions they currently hold.

So the two people who’ve been instrumental in prolonging the losing season will stay on and have a significant role next year.  

Talk about sticking with a failed business model for too long.

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Why rooting for players is OVERRATED

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As much fun as it’s watching and laughing at the Chicago gangland political shenanigans, I have turn my world towards baseball, specifically CC Sabathia.

See, my ragtag small market Milwaukee Brewers traded for CC earlier this year. He was going to be “it” for this season. We were going for it now. With CC and Ben Sheets at the top of the rotation, we would FINALLY see the playoffs for the first time since 1982. Well of course, Sheets was injured again (note to other teams, this happens a lot with him) and we did get into the playoffs by Sabathia’s sheer will in the final game of the season.

Now, the Brewers offered him a 5 year, $100million deal to stay. I don’t know about anyone else, but is $20million a year to work every 5 days is something to turn your nose up at? Great work if you have what it takes, but apparently it’s not good enough. 

This isn’t sour grapes so much as just the idea of the status player worshiping these days. This is the second player this year I’ve seen up close who just shrugged his shoulders and just got out. The other being Brett Farvre.

This is why rooting for players isn’t my thing. They come and go. But the teams, I’ll always root for the team.

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How an arugula chomper relates to bitter clingers

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What’s the easiest way to get the regular “folk” to relate to you in this country? Why, talk about football of course.

Hey, he’s the Messiah, he can do what he wants apparently:

“This is important,” Mr. Obama said. “I’m gonna throw my weight around a little bit. I think it’s the right thing to do.”

“I think any sensible person would say that if you’ve got a bunch of teams who play throughout the season and many of them have one loss or two losses [and] there’s no clear decisive winner, that we should be creating a playoff system,” Mr. Obama said.

Yeah, to a certain extent I can see his point that most college football fans would love to see a football version of March Madness, but I just have one small quibble with you Mr. President-Elect…you’re going to be the damn President of the United States!!

One would think there’s other pressing matters for an incoming President in these times.

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Message to CBS and the NFL

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Hey, not everyone in Wisconsin needs to watch every New York Jets game.

Seriously, the Cult of Favre doesn’t extend to everyone here. A lot of us have moved on. We’ve accepted the man didn’t want to be here because he couldn’t get his way. We’ve accepted that he’s turned out to be an vindictive little turd.

By my count, I’ve seen at least 4 NY Jets games this season. In the past 10 years, that’s probably as many as I’ve ever seen on tv. Enough CBS and ENOUGH NFL.

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Let me get this straight…

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Your team is 0-8 and during a game after you scored a touchdown, you were going to unfurl an “Obama” banner in the endzone?

And is it any wonder why the Cincinnati Bengals are a complete laughingstock in the NFL?

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How Misdirection Works

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So you’re a potential Hall of Fame quarterback. You’re still holding onto anger that your old team decided to move on without you after you pulled their chain one too many times.

So they trade you away to the New York Jets. You’re still angry because you still wanted to be in Green Bay. So what’s a spiteful way to get back at them? Well you call up a division rival and share some offensive tendencies.

So how do you deflect from this? Well of course, just say the Lions lost anyway (big time), so what’s the deal? And therein lies the problem. It’s not the info you share…it’s that you even thought to do it.

Sounds like a certain plumber we hear about these days. Ignore the socialist wet dream answer, you tear down the person who just asked a question by inpugning him, calling him a liar, making light he doesn’t have a license, digging into his financial history, mocking him on tv and basically try to destroy him.

All to misdirect people from the answer given to his question.

Interestingly enough, the incestuous ESPN is not covering the story. Not a single blurb on ESPN.com or on the air.

As for #4, your relationship with this state and your former team, the one that gave you second chance after you basically drunk your way off the Atlanta Falcons, is done with. Hope you and your Mississippi clan enjoy playing in New York when things may go bad.

Nice knowing ya.

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I sense something…

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Something I’ve not felt since….1982.

For the past 26 YEARS I’ve rarely watched the baseball playoffs. They were a rarity to even get a glimpe outside of the World Series. But after watching the Brewers win behind a workhorse and waiting for the Mets and Marlins, it made for a gut-wrenching final day of the season.

Of course, it turns to shock when looking at playoff tickets for Game 3, that START at around $150 a seat. But still a great day.

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