It’s all a smoke screen that he’s gay. He’s not even conservative. He was forced to write The Conservative Soul since he lost a bet with some of the writers at TNR (that conservative bastion yaknow).

He makes people believe he’s gay since he really is for gay marriage, but really loves him some woman.

Considers himself a Washington “outsider”, yet lives in D.C.

And look at his Wikipedia picture…that’s a gay man? Oh you know it, Lemmy Sullivan.

Of course, this is all rumors here on the worldwide interwebs…