Got your mullet on? Check.

Got 15 drunken-driving convictions? Check.

Realize that you’ve been nothing but a piece of rectal debris since 1992 and only when you went to prison did you have that manifestation? Uhh check…

Just entering a prison for the first time was enough to make him want to change his ways, Warner said.

“It will scare the living socks off you,” he said. “It’s nothing pretty.”

Although Warner wasn’t sent to prison until his 15th offense, that was the first time a judge could legally send him. That’s because until 1999, Wisconsin’s laws against drunken driving classified all repeat offenses as misdemeanors unless someone was seriously hurt or killed.

So the moral of the story of mullet man Mark is that only when one goes to prison, does one change their ways. Apparently.

Unlike Chris Matthews, I don’t get a tingle up my leg over some socialist flatlander rabble-rouser.

I do, however, feel the rumble everytime I drive around the area this past week.

Streets have been blocked off, parties are going on all over the place, bars are filled up…well that’s nothing new around these parts, but now they’re filled with Harley’s.

If you wanted a cross section of America, this week in Milwaukee would give you a great sizeable chunk from which to view it from. All on Harley’s.