Hey, congrats on the win 52. You won a hard fought battle and even though you barely beat the last guy to win the White House by 2 percentage points, don’t get cocky.

Sure, we ran a war hero again this time around. And sure, his Vice Presidential pick didn’t have much experience, but she had WAY more than your number one. And she was way hotter than your Veep.

Getting back to you 52’s, don’t expect us to just shake your hands and give you free reign for the next couple of years. I know, I know…you have the House and Senate all to yourselves, but you got to realize something. Your candidate was successful in pinching our candidate with OUR issues. Who would’ve thunk that, a Democrats advocating tax breaks for anyone. And yes, our candidate was probably as coherent as James Stockdale, but that’s besides the point now.

Any-dang-way, listen 52, I really don’t care to hold your hands. I’m not interested in playing nice with you guys. After 7 years of you screaming and yelling at the top of your lungs just because Bush was in the White House, I’m deaf to you now. No amount of apologizing makes up for your constant Bush=Hitler rantings.

With kindest regards, piss off.